What would your story be when asked how you ended up shipped in a box to the St. Louis arch?

So I decided to take a road trip, but I was too trashed to drive. So, after drinking 2397542354254 beers, I thought it would be safer to FedEx myself to St. Louis. Apparently I put the destination as the St. Louis arch. I arrived just a leetle beet early for the opening faceoff for the upcoming St. Louis Blues season. But while I waited, I wanted a sammich and I needed something to eat to keep my stomach from getting upset from the Prozac I was prescribed by my psychiatrist after being deemed "erratic" in his professional opinion. I swear, people just don't know how to have a good time anymore. :)What would your story be when asked how you ended up shipped in a box to the St. Louis arch?
Some evil, drunken Leprechauns stuffed me in a box and shipped me to Ireland when I insulted their hockey team. However, the box got lost en route due to an error by a psychologically disturbed postal worker and I ended up in St. Louis.
i was drinking beer after winning a hockey match when I thought the best way to better myself would be to dine out in st louis with my lover memaid so i maid my mother in law pay for the postage to send me to the US.What would your story be when asked how you ended up shipped in a box to the St. Louis arch?
It Was Supposed to Read "Louis St" in Hawaii.....!!
I couldn't afford an Airline Ticket... So I figured shipping myself would be within my budget :)
it was either that or concrete bootys! and swim with the fish...



LMAO at billys answer tho.....i needa drink after reading that LOL ;)
UPS throws some damn good parties.
i was a special present...lmao!?
i just crawled in there to take a nap
i was sent there to bbq nekkid
That's what mates are for..they are always trying to send me off somewhere..I always find my way back though..lol..

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